I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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