Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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