weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Shame is for Republicans.
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