I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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