I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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