Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
