why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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