My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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