it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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