i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
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