I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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