when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
