I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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