I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
This is my gift to your gina
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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