so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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