Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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