We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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