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theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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