I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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