u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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