i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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