So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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