i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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