at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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