covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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