You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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