What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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