Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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