we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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