the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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