i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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