I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Randomize
