gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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