so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
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