I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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