oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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