did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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