Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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