I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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