2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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