After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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