so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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