I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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