I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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