Sorry, I don't speak sober.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Randomize
