i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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