please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
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