I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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