Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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