Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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