we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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