White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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